12th Day-13 Days ‘o Halloween


Are You Ready?

The Veil Thins and you should be prepared.
Checklist:

  • Friend’s ID
  • Portable Bar (hip flask, lime wedges, lighter at the very least)
  • Sturdy Trick or Treat Bag
  • Machete
  • Prayer Beads
  • Friend’s Credit Card
  • Stay Hydrated, bring water
  • Two costumes that can be changed while running
  • Friend’s car keys
  • Fake blood, real vomit
  • #occupymypants business cards
  • New friends, new state